"Weiss Acres" Script Completed
... Seven Screwball Screenplays ...

The wait is over. "Weiss Acres" is open for business. Logline, synopsis and the first 10 pages of this screenplay about a Jewish trailer park ... and each of Dave's other 6 screwball scripts are available below.

Call me at (403) 200-0920 or email me with your submission guidelines to receive an electronic or hard copy of the complete script.


Weiss Acres -- No rest for the witty ... A Jewish trailer park in New Jersey fights back when a nearby Lebanese restaurant plans to pave it over with a parking lot.
   
   
     WEISS ACRES

Last Stop Eden -- It's 2024 and Gays, Lesbians and Straights have divided up the U.S. political landscape. A heterosexual couple are on the wrong side of the state line ... with a Lesbian leader looking for coast-to-coast supremacy.
   
   
     LAST STOP EDEN

Screwball -- The quintessential screwball comedy. Hayward Templeton is a graduate psychiatry student who battles a long list of bizarre mental illnesses on his way to -- and in -- the major leagues ... as a screwball pitcher.
   
   
     SCREWBALL

Newfie, Come Home! -- Following his father's failed suicide bid, Newfie Gord McDougall misunderstands his recovering father's advice about "going out big". Gord is bound and determined to make his family proud ... by killing himself.
   
   
     NEWFIE, COME HOME!

Gift Bomb -- An obsessive compulsive giver tries to make good on a bad gift to his wife … as a terrorist cell sets up shop across the street.
   
   
     GIFT BOMB

PHAT -- A mountain of a Mississippi man plows forth for the gravity-challenged in a new America where obesity is outlawed.
   
   
     PHAT

Rube -- The life and times of loony lefthander, Hall of Famer Rube Waddell. A litany of lunacy -- all true -- incredibly heaped upon one baseball player. A Non-Fiction Screwball Epic.
   
   
     RUBE